12 April 2014

battery pack

Look...if I'd wanted battery hens I'd've got battery hens....You lot are free to roam around free ranging for worms and bugs and scratting up my grass in the orchard and rootling about in the greenhouse having dust baths and whatnot.  Besides which, you have four nesting boxes to go at so you can have one EACH, all to your own, in comfort.....with room service. 

For heavens sake, if someone sees you like that...they'll report me to the orthoritees for overcrowding.  

Also, there is no need for the wind to be quite so chill today....no need at all.

PS - I think they're plotting.....

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