The Mini Bar Is Now Open
Visitors to the bar most welcome but must observe strict dress code.
1. Wellies or stout boots derigeure
2. No ties allowed (not any colour)
3. All outers must be liberally spattered in mud, paint or unidentifiable gloop.
4. Everything should be a little whiffy!
The bar is clean (relative), air conditioned (fully) and serves a wide variety of drinks which include tea, Tea, TEA, Tea, tea, more tea and yet more tea. Customers may choose from an interesting array of drinking containers, some advisable, some less so. A hint of meths is optional!