19 February 2012

ancestors tale

I figure that before I get a visit from a journalist from the Mail or the Telegraph I ought to apologise for my ancestors involvement in the massacre of the Amalakites, The Mongol invasion of Europe, the 100yrs war, Pearl Harbour, the 30yrs war, Wounded Knee, The Highland Clearances, The Armenian Genocide, The Boer War, The Destruction of Carthage, Wiping out the Neanderthals, Various Viking raids, The Holocaust, The Taiping Rebellion and Barry Manilow.

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