Dear President Ahmedinnajacket. –
Splendid!
Splendid!
Me and Mrs Root note that Iran will execute Yousef Nadarkhani shortly. Quite right too: you can’t just have people believing what they want to believe and let them get away with it, can you? Where would we be then? It would be chaotic. Much better to tell people what they have to believe and kill them if they don’t..
Mrs Root notes that Iran has already executed 97 people this September and sais they are only the ones she knows about: “goodness knows how many others there are,” she said, gutting another sturgeon at the wet fish counter… “the reporting systems are not quite what they should be.”
She later added that it would be quite good if we were allowed to kill everyone that eat meat, as we would sell far more wet fish that way.
I don’t think it’s altogether that simple though do you? I mean, if say the christians also executed people for believing the wrong thing, (alas, they stopped it a while back), then, say if Mr Yousef recanted his christianity in Iran and sought asylum in Britain, well then, we would kill him too for deciding not to believe his christianity anymore.
Well, you can see where this is going: a lot of people might just conclude that belief itself was just too dangerous and drop them altogether, and start to rely on what we actually know to be true instead.
Heaven knows where we’d end up then!!
All the best.
Henry Root
(Bespoke Suppliers of Wet Fish Enrichment Technology to the Worlds Elite)
PS - Mrs Root sends her love and asks will you send a few more male escorts over as she’s done the last lot.
Encl: A pound for wear n tear on the ropes.
Mrs Root notes that Iran has already executed 97 people this September and sais they are only the ones she knows about: “goodness knows how many others there are,” she said, gutting another sturgeon at the wet fish counter… “the reporting systems are not quite what they should be.”
She later added that it would be quite good if we were allowed to kill everyone that eat meat, as we would sell far more wet fish that way.
I don’t think it’s altogether that simple though do you? I mean, if say the christians also executed people for believing the wrong thing, (alas, they stopped it a while back), then, say if Mr Yousef recanted his christianity in Iran and sought asylum in Britain, well then, we would kill him too for deciding not to believe his christianity anymore.
Well, you can see where this is going: a lot of people might just conclude that belief itself was just too dangerous and drop them altogether, and start to rely on what we actually know to be true instead.
Heaven knows where we’d end up then!!
All the best.
Henry Root
(Bespoke Suppliers of Wet Fish Enrichment Technology to the Worlds Elite)
PS - Mrs Root sends her love and asks will you send a few more male escorts over as she’s done the last lot.
Encl: A pound for wear n tear on the ropes.
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