Hotel for Worms

The weather is so crap at the moment that even the worms have started complaining. So the clodlet has insisted that we give them adequate shelter during this AWFUL weather.

There is sand, soil, leaf mould, some donkey poo with chopped apple, and some worms......derrr.

So far there are five residents in the hotel but we expect more as word spreads. There are Bob, Jim, Harry, Ricky and Mick and we think they are all homosexuelle worms. They certainly seem very gay tonight.

All rooms (there is one), are en suite. Breakfast is at 8.30.