09 May 2009

Our MP

I would like at assure my constituents that all my expense claims have been made entirely within the rules which we made up ourselves in order to spend your money wisely in our your best interests so that I am better able to represent your wishes in parliament. It is essential that MP's continue to receive a second shed allowance while they are perched in London on parliamentary business and £12k on padded bum warmers is a small price to pay for true democratic representation.


helena said...

I agree, got my vote!

clodhopper said...

My fiscal policy includes a levvy of 98% VAT on all opera and country and western sales to repay the national debt. Hope that's OK.