15 May 2008

Bitch Success

One of the gals at work left a magazine called health and beauty. I was leafing through it looking for articles about allotments when I came upon the headline 'Dress for Beach Success'. I just know I'm going to spend the whole day trying to work out what the hell 'beach success' consists of.

Edit: Whatever it is, I feel certain that I am unlikely ever to experience 'beach success' *sigh*

4 comments:

Simon said...

Nice one..you do make me larf!

looby said...

Heath and Beauty? Wasn't that that magazine with pictures of Danish women in various states of outdoor undress?

clodhopper said...

No looby, I only look at magazines depicting Welsh ladies outdoors. Besides, the Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the west......

Esther Montgomery said...

The most successful beach gardeners plant exotic seaweed on rocks while keeping landcrabs at bay.

Esther Montgomery
ESTHER IN THE GARDEN